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| Name: | dylan_the_cat | ||||
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| Bio: | My name is Dylan the Cat. I am bent on world domination. It has been a slow, but heady process for me. I was not born into the life of luxury, but I was able to make a good road for myself. I received my undergraduate education at Harvard. While at Harvard I studied international studies and gained an appreciation for languages- both modern and ancient. After my studies at Harvard where completed, I continued my education by obtaining a Masters in Religious studies at Columbia University. Over the years I completed several PhDs. I have a PhD in Rhetoric from New York University, a PhD in Economics from Yale, and a PhD in International Studies and Foreign Relations from American University. Additionally I have a law degree from Georgetown University, I also have a PhD in Religious Studies from Boston College. When I completed my schooling I began to work for the CIA. I really enjoyed my job. The best time I had was when I went to Cuba in 1963. The ladies where so very nice to me. By that time I had developed quite the reputation as a ladies man. After my time in Cuba , I spent some time in Dallas, Texas during November of that very same year. Due to some unfortunate events and people being unappreciative of my marksmanship, I traveled to the Soviet Union where I engaged in programs of political destabilization. I took the opportunity to sleep around often while in Russia. This was a period of great happiness and easy living for me. My work with the CIA took me all over the world: the Middle East, Africa, China, Spain, Korea. I loved all of these cities greatly. After a few years, I wanted to slow down a little. My travels took me to Rome in 1967. These were the heady days of the Second Vatican Council- a time when all things seemed possible for the one true Church. It was at this point that I wrote the seminal Second Vatican Council document entitled, “Procedural Advancement For the Acceptance of Cats Into the College of Cardinals, With A Detailed Examination of the Likelihood of a Feline Pontiff“. As you can imagine, this document was largely suppressed by College of Cardinals. I hope that one day the College of Cardinals and the Pope will see the wisdom of this document. Even with all of that I have no hard feelings against the Mother Church, for it is the One True Church and the only place where world can truly go for spiritual succor. After that I went to Katmandu where I tried to find the great and mythical Kat-Man. I am still searching for him. My exploration in the early 1970s were not fruitful, but I am opening that new technology will help me find the Kat-Man; no doubt a great missing link in history of Cat-dom. When my great need for spiritual journeys was largely satiated, I returned to my work with the CIA. I was a proud part of the removal of the Shah of Iran. I do however regret how some of my current actions have led directly to the problems we are having today. My bad. I soon left The Company after that. Nowadays I travel and work on my various pet projects. I am a prolific writer and have written many popular novels under my pen name of Michael Creighton. I have a large role in Hollywood and have been the driving force behind some of Steven Spielberg’s most famous film. I was the one that told him a little book about a shark would make a good movie. I also like to write and illustrate my own children’s books. These I base off of my own life. I am currently working on one about the time I went to visit the Book Depository Building in Dallas in November of 1963. Well, if you would like to know anything else about me- do not be afraid to ask. I am very busy, but I hope to update this journal often and to answer all your questions. This will also be a place for me to document all of my exciting exploits. I am somewhat older now, but I am just as active as I was when I was a youth. | ||||
| Interests: | 145: anti-communist, arabic, area 51, art, assassination, ayatollah khomeini, barcelona, benedict xvi, berlin, breaking shit, breaking stuff, cairo, cardinal rat-zinger, cardinal ratzinger, cardinals, castro, cat-holic, cat-holicism, catholic, catholicism, cats, china, cia, clandestine operations, classical music, clumping kitty litter, cold war, communism, conclave, cooking, cooking good food, covert operations, cuba, cuban missile crisis, dead languages, drinking martinis, drug wars, dylan thomas, eating, eating good food, eating people food, economics, egypt, espionage, extreme sports, fighting crime, fighting with my owner, gitmo, guantanamo bay, guerrilla wars, henry james, international travel, interpol, iran, iran-contra, islam, istanbul, james joyce, japan, jazz, jfk, john paul ii, jp2, jujitsu, karate, katmandu, kennedy assassination, khrushchev, korean war, london, madrid, marxist rebels, massad, math, mercenary, middle english literature, milan, miles davis, military secrets, moscow, mountain climbing, movie production, movies, museums, nepal, new york city, novel writing, nuclear weapons, odor crystals, old english literature, opera, painting, paris, physics, poetry, poetry writing, political cover ups, political destabilization, political operative, politics, pope, punk, punk rock, punk rock music, purring, putin, red china, renaissance cat, renaissance man, rome, roswell, russia, sabotage, saint peter’s basilica, saint peter’s square, science, sculpture, second vatican counsel, secrets, sistine chapel, sleeping, soviet union, spies, spooks, spy, spying, tae kwon do, taking over the world, tehran, the company, the papacy, the pope, theology, tiger army, un security council, united nations, vatican, vietnam war, weapons of mass destruction, welsh poets, white collar crime, world domination, writing, writing children’s books, writing poetry | ||||
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